Jim Belushi
Bill Dancer

Alisan Porter
Curly Sue

Kelly Lynch
Grey Ellison

John Getz
Walker McCormick

Steve Carell
Tesio

Fred Thompson
Bernard Oxbar

Edie McClurg
Secretary

Viveka Davis
Trina

Gail Boggs
Anise Hall

Ralph Foody
Drifter

Burke Byrnes
Dr. Maxwell

Barbara Tarbuck
Mrs. Arnold

Adele Robbins
DCFS Caseworker

Ely Pouget
Dinah Tompkins

Cameron Thor
Maitre d'

Branscombe Richmond
Albert

Charles Adams
Prison Guard

James W. Boinski
Pawnbroker

Lyle Browne
Theater Patron

Nadine Burke
Social Worker

Carol Chickering
Soprano

Grace Collette
Foster Mother

Cedrick Pipes
Cook

Alonzo Hall
Cook

Luke Reichle
Store Clerk 1

Joel Levin
Store Clerk 2

Tammy Karabas
Store Clerk 3

Patricia Hooker
Store Clerk 4

Joe Liss
Ticket Taker

Rocco Pecirno
Father of the Bride

Susan Mayer
Woman with Champagne Glass

John Ashton
Frank Arnold

James DeAngelo
Hobo

Brian Reed Garvin
Theater Manager

Karen Jensen-Clark
Theater Patron

Shon Little
Federico

Larry Nazimek
Homeless Person

Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc
State Trooper