Mel Brooks
Goddard Bolt

Lesley Ann Warren
Molly

Jeffrey Tambor
Vance Crasswell

Stuart Pankin
Pritchard

Michael Ensign
Knowles

Howard Morris
Sailor

Matthew Faison
Stevens

Rudy De Luca
J. Paul Getty

Teddy Wilson
Fumes

Stanley Brock
Store Owner

Billy Barty
Willy

Raymond O'Connor
Yo

Brian Thompson
Mean Victor

Sammy Shore
Reverend at Wedding

Robert Ridgely
Fergueson

James Van Patten
Wheelchair Attendant

Mike Pniewski
Male Nurse

Marianne Muellerleile
Head Nurse

Anne Betancourt
Nurse

Darrow Igus
Maynard

Anthony Thomas Mitchell
Nibbler Driver

Kathryn Skatula
Nurse

Angela Gordon
Capacity Nurse

Danny Wells
Mercedes Driver

Larry Cedar
Paramedic

Christopher Birt
Paramedic

Brad Grunberg
Burrito-Eating Bum

Clifton Wells
Taco Stand Owner

Paul Brinegar
Old Bellboy

George Berkeley
Derelict Outside Flophouse

David Correia
Policeman

Anthony J. Messina
Policeman

Helene Winston
Society Patron

Terrence Williams
Boy Dancing in Doorway

Joan Crosby
Woman at Fire

Ira Miller
Man at Fire

Jim Mapp
Blind Man

Ralph Ahn
Chinese Cook

Stu Gilliam
Desmond

Raf Mauro
Hors d'Oeuvres Vagrant at Party

Danny Dayton
Dirty Bum at Party

Jack DeLeon
Pompous Party Guest

Carmen Filpi
Pops (elevens-up)

Casey King
Shopping Cart Chauffeur

Jere Laird
Stock Market Reporter

Ronny Graham
Priest (voice)

Mary Watson
Newscaster

Saida Pagan
Newscaster

Tamara Taylor
Newscaster

Henry Kaiser
Newscaster

Martin Charles Warner
Dirty-Faced Vagrant at Party

S. Scott Bullock
Outraged Party Guest

Cullen G. Chambers
Party Guest (uncredited)

Doshia Darmane
Upscale Ceremony Guest (uncredited)

Robert Gatewood
Homeless Bum (uncredited)