Ashton Kutcher
Jesse

Seann William Scott
Chester

Jennifer Garner
Wanda

Marla Sokoloff
Wilma

Kristy Swanson
Christie Boner

David Herman
Nelson

Hal Sparks
Zoltan

Charlie O'Connell
Tommy

John Toles-Bey
Mr. Pizzacoli

Christian Middelthon
Nordic Dude #1

Dave Bannick
Nordic Dude #2

James Vincent
Jeff

Bob Clendenin
Zarnoff

Mary Lynn Rajskub
Zelmina

Kevin Christy
Zellner

Kristoffer Ryan Winters
Zilbor

Bill Chott
Big Cult Guard #1

Michael Bower
Big Cult Guard #2

John Melendez
Gene

Teressa Tunney
Tania

Linda Porter
Mrs. Crabbleman

Freda Foh Shen
Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)

Mitzi Martin
Jumpsuit Chick #1

Nichole Hiltz
Jumpsuit Chick #2

Linda Kim
Jumpsuit Chick #3

Mia Trudeau
Jumpsuit Chick #4

Kimmarie Johnson
Jumpsuit Chick #5

Keone Young
Chinese Tailor

Christopher Darga
Interrogation Cop

Marc Lynn
Cop with Whips

Pat Finn
Rick

Cleo King
Impound Officer

Cinco Paul
Camp Counselor

Brendan Hill
Boy with Bat

Jona Kai Jacobsen
Anthony

Jodi Ann Paterson
Super Jumpsuit Chick

Dwight Armstrong
Space-A-Rama Employee

Claudine Barros
Patty

Richard Johnson
Birthday Father

Galvin Chapman
Birthday Son

Joanna Bacalso
Bartender

Katherine Baker
Cowgirl Stripper

Tabitha Taylor
Dancer #1

Misty Atkinson
Dancer #2

Veronica Gomez
Dancer #3

Melissa Burleson
Dancer #4

Annette Pursley
Dancer #5

Melissa Copen
Dancer #6

Linda Maria Balver
Dancer #7

Cheryl Tsai
Dancer #8

Erik Audé
Musclehead

Ryan Christian
Musclehead

Blaise Fitzgerald
Musclehead

William H. Gray
Musclehead

Fabio
Fabio

Andy Dick
Mark (uncredited)

Joyce Giraud
Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)

Brent Spiner
Pierre (uncredited)