Michael Rapaport
Edward Bliss Jr.

Arija Bareikis
Kim Bliss

Rachael Leigh Cook
Deloris

Martin Ferrero
Sammy

Joe Grifasi
Koski

John Carroll Lynch
Driver

John Slattery
Burns

Michael Jeter
Sticks

Arija Bareikis
Kim

Peter Thoemke
Ed Bliss Sr.

Nancy Plank
Mrs. Bliss

Steve Shaffer
Dr. Poland

Charles Brin
Mr. Renfrow

Jessica Shepherd
Patty

Jesse Morse
Bully

Katherine Disque
The Adjusted Woman

Isabell O'Connor
Vice Principal

Jonathan Rylander
Middle Eddie (12 yrs)

Traci Christofore
Rescue Girl

Ken Resnick
Mr. Connigliaro

Rick Schlecht
Cub Scout Leader

Mick Karch
Big Time Announcer #1

Dale Dunham
Big Time Announcer #2

Jeff Kline
Shuffling Man

April Berquist
White Wall Nurse

Wayne A. Evenson
Bartender

Terry Hempleman
Biker

Jimmy Noonan
Forklift Thug

James Gaulke
Lawyer

Jay Albright
Manager

Mark Povinelli
Little Person

Kim Thomassen
Fat Baby

Elizabeth Hawes
Cop

Ben Barenholtz
Other Cop

Peter Schmitz
Police Guard

Don Hewitt Sr.
Lavrenti

Alex Rizzo
Mountain

Doug Fisher
Viking

Donald Murphy
Pilot

Robert Graf
Counterman #1

Danny Downey
Counterman #2

Eric D. Howell
Counterman #3

John Shuman
Referee

Terry O'Sullivan
Pharmacist

Dennis Carlson
Samoan

Charlie 'Thunderblood' Morris
Wrestling Opponent

Henry-Cameron Allen
Male Nurse #1

T. Mychael Rambo
Male Nurse #2

Scott Soulak
Burglar

Trump Card
Young Eddie (9 yrs)

Eric Haymes
Holdman

George Willeman
Coroner

Phil Stockton
Miles

Robert Fernandez
Other Miles