Jim Carrey
Dick Harper

Téa Leoni
Jane Harper

Alec Baldwin
Jack McCallister

Richard Jenkins
Frank Bascombe

John Michael Higgins
Garth

Angie Harmon
Veronica Cleeman

Richard Burgi
Joe Cleeman

Carlos Jacott
Oz Peterson

Aaron Michael Drozin
Billy Harper

Gloria Garayua
Blanca

Michelle Arthur
Dick's Secretary

Stacey Travis
Jack's Receptionist

Timm Sharp
Jack's Assistant

David Herman
Angry Caller (voice)

Gian Franco Tordi
Executive

Laurie Metcalf
Phyllis

P.J. Byrne
Laughing Executive

Dempsey Pappion
Production Assistant

Knox White
Sound Technician (as Knox Grantham White)

Walter Addison
Sam Samuels

Ralph Nader
Ralph Nader - Defensive Line Coach

Deena Adar
Hysterical Globodyne Employee

Jorey Bernstein
Ficus Guy

Dilva Henry
Female Anchor

Luis Saguar
Hector

Rocael Leiva
Gardener (as Rocael L. Rueda)

Peter Breitmayer
Laughing Executive

Pete Gardner
Laughing Executive

Kym Whitley
KostMart Training Leader Lucy

Gavin Grazer
KostMart Job Applicant

Taso Papadakis
Gym Manager

James St. James
Scary KostMart Shopper

Mary Gillis
Lactose Intolerant Shopper

Esther Scott
Disgruntled KostMart Customer

Larry Dorf
Used Car Salesman

Dario Gonzalez
Day Laborer

Emilio Rivera
Day Laborer

Jules Douglas
Day Laborer (as Jullian Dulce Vida)

Steve Seagren
Truck Guy

Ivar Brogger
Research Scientist

Clint Howard
INS Agent

Jack Conley
INS Agent

Huey Redwine
INS Agent

Wayne Flemming
Nosy Neighbor

Jason Marsden
Convenience Store Clerk

Scott L. Schwartz
Bigger Convenience Store Clerk

Bette Beatrice
Elderly Lady with Bags

Rick Overton
Head Shop Clerk

Kerry Hoyt
Coffee Shop Barrista

Kenji Nakamura
Sushi Chef

Rikio
Sushi Chef (as Rikio Nakashita)

Brian Tee
Sushi Chef

Phil Reeves
Car Dealer

Daniel Espeseth
Ameribanx Security Guard

Garrett M. Brown
Ameribanx Bank Manager

Stephnie Weir
Debbie

Peter Weireter
Police Leader at Ameribanx

Norma Fierre
Naomi Seiler

Louis Weinstein
Mark Fish

Peter Conklin
Hunter

Steve Kehela
Bartender

Rob Nagle
Concerned Businessman

Frankie Levangie
Waiter

Oliver Muirhead
Account Rep - Grand Cayman Bank

Chris Ellis
Vice President - Grand Cayman Bank

Bob Morrisey
Authorization Officer Spencer

Kevin Ruf
Karen Williams' Receptionist

Maggie Rowe
Karen Williams

Tony Lupo
Cop Outside Grand Cayman Bank

Staci Lawrence
Female Globodyne Employee

Robert Alan Beuth
Male Globodyne Employee

Juliette Tinelle Ollie
First KostMart Customer

Alejandro Furth
Cesar

Melissa Barker
Gym Member (uncredited)

Crystal the Monkey
Test Monkey (uncredited)

Jeff Garlin
Pyramid Tech CEO (uncredited)

Janet Dey
Champion Club Patron / Grand Cayman Bank Client (uncredited)