Martin Lawrence
Roy McCormick

Wendy Raquel Robinson
Jeanie Ellis

Breckin Meyer
Tim Fink

Horatio Sanz
Mr. Newirth

Patrick Warburton
Larry Burgess Sr.

Oren Williams
Keith Ellis

Megan Mullally
Principal Walsh

Eddy Martin
One-Love

Steven Christopher Parker
Wes

Steven Anthony Lawrence
Ralph

Logan McElroy
Fuzzy

Gus Hoffman
Goggles

Cody Linley
Larry Burgess Jr.

Alex Vojdani
Guitar Student

Cole Evan Weiss
Opposing Player #2

Alia Shawkat
Amy

Hailey Noelle Johnson
Little Girl

Katt Williams
Preacher Don's Sidekick

Dennis Cockrum
Referee Freddy

Tara Correa-McMullen
Big-Mac

Scott L. Treger
Falcon Assistant Coach