Adam Sandler
Charles 'Chuck' Levine

Kevin James
Lawrence 'Larry' Valentine

Jessica Biel
Alex McDonough

Dan Aykroyd
Captain Phineas J. Tucker

Ving Rhames
Fred G. Duncan

Steve Buscemi
Clinton Fitzer

Nicholas Turturro
Renaldo Pinera

Allen Covert
Steve

Rachel Dratch
Benefits Supervisor

Nick Swardson
Kevin McDonough

Richard Chamberlain
Councilman Banks

Jamie Chung
Hooters Girl

Becky O'Donohue
Darla

Shelby Adamowsky
Tori Valentine

Jessie O'Donohue
Donna

Chandra West
Doctor Honey

Jackie Sandler
Teacher

Kathleen Doyle
Bernie's Mother

Tila Tequila
Hooters Girl

Jina Song
Hooters Girl

Candace Kita
Hooters Girl

Lena Yada
Hooters Girl

Richard Kline
Mr. Auerbach

Blake Clark
Crazy Homeless Man

Mary Pat Gleason
Teresa

Matt Winston
Glen Aldrich

Lance Bass
Band Leader

Dave Matthews
Salesman

Dan Patrick
NY Cop

Rob Corddry
Jim the Protestor

Robert Smigel
Mailman

Gary Valentine
Karl Eisendorf

Jonathan Loughran
David Nootzie

Peter Dante
Tony Paroni

Michael Buscemi
Higgy

J.D. Donaruma
J.D.

Cole Morgen
Eric Valentine

Brad Grunberg
Bernie

Marc Vann
Protestor

Rob Schneider
Asian Minister

David Spade
Transvestite Groupie

Dennis Dugan
Cab Driver