Fiona Allen
Sandra

Sophie Thompson
Tracey

Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley

Anthony Stewart Head
Victor

Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige

James Dreyfus
Fidor

Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant

Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer

Les Dennis
MC

Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz

Michael Greco
Niarchos

Eamonn Holmes
Himself

Ralf Little
Milkman

Dolph Lundgren
Randy

Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama

Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1

Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2

Chris Barnes
Warden

Oliver Bradshaw
Butler

Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1

Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2

Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist

Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1

Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer 2

Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist

Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer

Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter

Alison King
Receptionist

Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman

Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1

Neil Maskell
Policeman

Grant Masters
E.R. Person

Henry Miller
Dave

Johnny Myers
American Journalist

Arthur Nightingale
Gardener

Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver

Brian Perkins
Newsreader

Paul Putner
Coach Driver

Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist

Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter

Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver

Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver

David Schneider
Tanner

Shend
Niarchos 2

John Thomson
Foreman

Don Warrington
General Secretary

Rainer Wiseman
Postman

Naima Stevenson
Office Worker

James Boyle
Tom Cruise