Cary Elwes
Mac "Macbeth" Wilson

Elaine Hendrix
Melody "Jupiter Music" Malloy

Christopher Lloyd
Bruce

Mary Steenburgen
Sally Rider

Sally Kirkland
Penelope Wilson

Gene Simmons
Vinny

Tanya Allen
Tanya Rider

Dennis Burkley
Sam Daniels

Lin Shaye
Jinny Macintosh

Robert Englund
Bernie Garces

Billy Ray Cyrus
Dean Longo

Pete Gardner
Dale Hendrick

Shannon Tweed
Lesbian Hitwoman

Clayton Landey
Laughy Hitman

Bill Raymond
Dr Norm Rollins