Ashley Olsen
Jane Ryan

Mary-Kate Olsen
Roxy Ryan

Eugene Levy
Max Lomax

Andy Richter
Bennie Bang

Riley Smith
Jim, The Bike Messenger

Jared Padalecki
Trey Lipton

Drew Pinsky
Dr. Ryan

Darrell Hammond
Hudson McGill

Andrea Martin
Senator Anne Lipton

林小湛
Ma Bang

Bob Saget
Himself

Jack Osbourne
Justin

Mary Bond Davis
Big Shirl

Neil Crone
Officer Strauss

Sébastien Lefebvre
Simple Plan

David Desrosiers
Simple Plan

Pierre Bouvier
Simple Plan

Chuck Comeau
Simple Plan

Jeff Stinco
Simple Plan

Boyd Banks
Ticket Window Guy

Frank Welker
Reinaldo Vocal Effects (voice)

H. Jon Benjamin
I Love NY Vendor

Jo Chim
Ma Bang's Assistant

Joey Klein
Truant at Pool

Jonathan Wilson
Train Conductor

Silver Kim
Asian Guy with Chip

The Naked Cowboy
Self

Oluniké Adeliyi
Big Shirl's Beautician

Lindsay Leese
Customer at Ma Bang's

Frank Bonsangue
Con Ed Supervisor

Kent Staines
Doorman

Damon D'Oliveira
News Broadcaster

Eric Woolfe
Male Nurse

Warren Belle
Mickey the Cab Driver

Kathleen Laskey
Steffi Brooger

John Hemphill
Tim Brooger

Jamila Fleming
House of Bling Customer