Ezio Greggio
Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane
Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacuła
Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton
Jane Wine

Martin Balsam
Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin
Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin
The Ranger

Phyllis Diller
Old Secretary

Bubba Smith
Olaf

Larry Storch
Sergeant

Rip Taylor
Mr. Laurel

Shelley Winters
Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Henry Silva
Police Chief

John Landis
FBI Agent

Joe Dante
Dying Man

John Carpenter
Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

Mel Brooks
Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Marshall Bell
Cross Dressing Agent

Sal Landi
Agent #2

Irwin Keyes
Guard

Kimber Sissons
Push-Up Lady

Eddie Deezen
Video Cameraman

Ken Davitian
Luciano Pavarotti

Peter DeLuise
Checkout Guard

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Beautiful Woman

Jim Maniaci
Rape Culturist #1

Tony Cox
Jail Guard

John Roarke
George H.W. Bush

Norbert Grupe
Maitre 'D