Pamela Anderson
Dee Twiddle

Denise Richards
Dawn St. Dom

Emmanuelle Vaugier
The Cat

Meghan Ory
The Kit

Garry Chalk
Agent Gardenia

Kevin Farley
Leo

John Farley
Swan

Woody Jeffreys
Ad Pilot / Ken

Joey Aresco
Agent Campbell

Jay Brazeau
Louie Ramoli

Byron Mann
Mr. Wong

Alex Bruhanski
Godfather

Minh Phoenix Ly
One Eye

Patrick Pon
Hugo

Anna Williams
Suzan

Malcolm Scott
Bernie

John Tench
Ed Gates

Kyle Labine
Porter

Alistair Abell
Mr. Laine

Julia Benson
Last Dancer in Line

Ted Friend
Announcer

Douglas Newell
Frank

Tosha Doiron
Hand Stand Dancer